Hit 'em Where They Ain't. When asked what made him such a great hitter, Baseball Hall of Famer Wee Willie Keeler was quoted as saying that he kept his eye on the ball and "Hit 'em where they ain't.". Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but its also a job. Annie Savoy, Nuke LaLoosh: Shes getting pretty steamed, actually, because Im still re-channeling my sexual energy. : Bull Durham is structured around two simple narrative devices: one season in the life of a minor league team, and a love triangle between Annie (Susan Sarandon) and a pitcher and catcher at odds with one another. Crash Davis Crash: To announce your fing presence with authority? Ebby Calvin LaLoosh (Crash walks out the door.) You know what that makes you? Gorks matter, people. Nuke: Whys he always calling me Meat? Had a gun on him tonight. Its 25 hits. Ebert called Bull Durham one of t. Skip: You guy, you lollygag the ball around the infield. The setup: Annie and Millie are sitting in their game-day spot. 29. I believe in the sweet spot,opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve.. Now come inside, and Ill buy you a drink. Crash Davis, 24. Youre not going to hit me because youre starting to think about it already. You're smart, professional. Crash Davis Success continued long after ready-mades hit the market in 1881. Its great. Larry: Okay, well candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. You hit white balls for batting practice. Yup. She, not that pair, opens the movie with a narration. Think classy, and youll be classy. Though he could never get back to it, we know that Crash found a new path in life, no matter how badly he was hurt to leave the sport. Crash Davis Crash: Nukes chastity was your idea. It didnt make it, either, because its seeing the bull fall to the ground thats the funny part, not necessarily the dialogue. (walks out, then back in) : James Bond: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974), Master of None (2015) - S01E08 Old People, The Dukes of Hazzard (1979-1985) S01E01 One Armed Bandits. Crash, though, is staring his own baseball mortality in the face. Nuke: Oh yeah, Im having a blast. Just like the whole entire movie. Just a happy coincidence.). With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Bull Durham animated GIFs to your conversations. Dont try to strike everybody out. Oh, yeah. You believe that shit? She walks up in the rain. Ump: Well, you missed the tag. Last chance. Twenty-one greatest days of my life. In retrospect, "Bull Durham" (released by Orion Pictures) was part of a golden age of sports movies. The Sporting News should know about it. Crash Davis Winston-Salem. [still laughing] Taglines Contents 1 Annie Savoy 2 Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." : : What do I gotta do? Nuke (LaLoosh) is known as a pitcher with a million-dollar arm, but a five-cent head , who has the potential to join the major league. Because it doesn't work that way, you fool! Nuke: One day at a time Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. Crash: The rose goes in the front, big guy.Why its the best: Clever and amusing. Sold Lady Kenmores. You got a Hall-of-Fame arm, but you're pissing it away. Crash Davis What do you think? : : And you Larry Hockett should remember me, 'cause about five years ago in the Texas League you were pitching for El Paso and I was batting clean-up for Shreveport. "Limping jets of love"Hey, Crash. : Youll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Well, I believe in the soulhe hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. Our Craig Monroe demonstrates the proper approach at the plate with a runner at third and fewer than two outs. Arent I pretty? Crash Davis You dont want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony.. You know you never handle your luggage in the show? Strikeouts are boring. Bull Durham is all about the fans and players of the Durham Bulls, a minor-league baseball team tucked away in North Carolina. Usually takes me a couple of weeks to pick the guykinda my own spring training. The Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve and poetry.. Crash Davis Filming & Production You know what that makes you? 19. One more. LaLoosh: Hey, Annie. Quick bat, quick bat, quick bat. Crash Davis Nuke: Yeah, maybe youre right.Why its the best: Even when shes in the wrong, Annie knows what to say. Crash: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. He hit the fing bull. Crash: You dont want a player. Nuke: I aint pissing it away. Where can I go? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. So, read on to find out more! The setup: Annies narration is giving us a quick update on Nuke near the end of the movie. You know what Im saying? What you need is a curveball.Why its the best: Curveball > Quadraphonic Blaupunkt. How are ya? When I first saw the movie, I figured this was an exaggeration. Its our game. You dont need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt. Throw that weak-ass shit again. Or an Aztec, I get them confused.Why its the best: I mean, it worked. The film treats the sport of baseball with a sort of casual reverence, highlighting both the drama and the humor inherent in the game, illustrated by Annie's numerous references to baseball as \"her religion.\"CREDITS:TM \u0026 MGM (1988)Cast: Kevin Costner, Tim Robbins, Trey Wilson, Robert WuhlDirector: Ron SheltonProducers: Mark Burg, Thom Mount, Charles Hirschhorn, David V. LesterScreenwriter: Ron SheltonWHO ARE WE?The MOVIECLIPS channel is the largest collection of licensed movie clips on the web. Okay, let's get two! These Bull Durham quotes will speak to the hearts and souls of all baseball fans! Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. Lyrics by Michel Vaucaire. Annie Savoy: Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous.. : [LaLoosh challenged Davis to a fight] the web and also on Android and iOS. : Its an egg. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, : Boy, I once worked there. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Crash Davis I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. Annie Savoy Now we have got a 12-day road trip starting tomorrow. The setup: Annie storms into Crashs apartment, furious about his interference with her relationship with Nuke. Come on, Rook. I can expand their minds. Annie Savoy, 8. Relax. A third sign replaced the second one in 2008 after wind gusts tore the replica's head off. Crash Davis ( yada yada yada ) Apologies). Well, he really hit the shit outta that one, didn't he? Ill run ya. Crash aint exactly happy about this news and what it means for his career. So relax! Check your inbox for your latest news from us. If you liked our suggestions for Bull Durham quotes, then why not take a look at Bring it on quotes, or dodgeball quotes. We need a live is it a live rooster? Crash, to the hitter: This son of a b is throwing a two-hit shutout and hes shaking me too. No. Annie: Yes, you did! And when you speak of me, speak well. Crash Davis, 28. : [Larry jogs out to the mound to break up a players' conference] Crash: Hey, why you shaking me off? And, it beats working at Sears. Nuke: I held it like an egg. Its a long season, and you gotta trust it. Larry : Another new league record! What else is there? Think classy and youll be classy. Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. Today, the current bull reads "Hit Bull, Win Steak. Show us that million-dollar arm, 'cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours. The setup: Crash is at the plate, talking to himself (out loud and internally). Get close, baby. Thats the point. Good. MORE: Ranking the best lines from "The Sandlot", Anyway, on to the reason you clicked on the story. I wouldn't dig in if I was you. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Well he hasn't seen my heat! How'd we ever win eight? Apologies. The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. You're a cocksucker. When you were a baby, the gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Bull Durham (1988) clip with quote Go get 'em, boys! Larry: Its a miracle. : William " Wee Willie" Keeler was a right fielder in Major League Baseball who played from 1892 to 1910. Nasty. Hit them where they ain't. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. F me. : Youre exotic and mysterious and cute and thats why Id better leave.Why its the best: Stupid Nuke, always saying dumb things. Someone else carries your bags. Crash trots out to the mound, smiling.) [pauses] Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but it's also a job., 22. The moment's over. : Bus leaves six in the morning., 15. Batting practice at 11:30. Annie Savoy The design became the most famous trademark in the world. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Crash Davis This guys a first-ball fastball hitter. : : Annie: Crash, that was fabulous. : : Its intense, with colorful language were going to censor even a bit more than usual, because, well, its intense. Nuke: Crash? Annie Savoy: Wait a minute. Annie (Susan Sarandon) is attracted to Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) too. You hung a curveball on an 0-2 pitch in a 3-2 game in the bottom of the eighth and I tattooed it over the Michelin tire sign and beat you, 4-3. Hes looking for heat. : It's our game, the American game. You better cool off. You don't know shit, all right? We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. : Youve got him. And the boy soon to be known as Nuke, pretending to be interested in Annies interests, just cracks me up. Bull Durham, in so many ways, reminds us of lifes fickleness, so dont ever take anything for granted! Bull Durham soundtrack from 1988, composed by Various Artists, Bennie Wallace. Crash Davis Crash: Hey. When Nuke gets back from a road trip, she turns on the charm. He came back to Durham to be with Annie, and they're sitting together on her porch swing, on a. Larry: I remember that. The story belongs to Annie as much as it does to Crash and Nuke. : Quick bat, quick bat. : Crash: Are you out of your mind? Annie Savoy It's our game the American game. Skip: He struck out 18. Bull Durham isn't just about a pair of hard-headed ballplayers. Crash Davis You got a gift., 21. : Umpire: Time out! Ebby Calvin LaLoosh 'Cause of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh. What are you swinging at the breaking ball for? Hes a Mayan Indian. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think? Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Skip Riggins: You guy, you lollygag the ball around the infield. Another 7 wins & 5 nominations. LaLoosh: Id kill you. Where are you going?, Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I dont try out. By joining Kidadl you agree to Kidadls Terms of Use and Privacy Policy and consent to receiving marketing communications from Kidadl. . : This game's fun, OK? : And the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in and day out, is the church of baseball.Why its the best: This lines my favorite from Annie's opening voiceover. : Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in Baseball. But you don't respect the game, and that's my problem. I was somewhat disappointed to read that Washington Nationals Manager Matt Williams attributed the quote "Hit 'em where they ain't" to Susan Sarandon in the movie "Bull Durham . You should know that by now. Anyway, this was an incredibly difficult labor of love. Crash, thinking: Alright, 1-2. Well, fuck this fucking game.. Theyre just kids. This belief was further amplified when I joined Quote Ambition. Find the exact Annie: Hes kinda cute. Its our game. Go get 'em, boys! Through the quotes Ive read, collected, organized, and written about, I found that humans are resilient, creative, and compassionate. : You've been around. If he's so good how come Annie wants me instead of him? I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out., 14. Yes you did. Kidadl is supported by you, the reader. A movie about America's other favorite pastime. Crash: Are you out of your mind? Crash Davis And possibly the worst Durham team in a half-century. Its arrogance, not ignorance., 19. : Larry: Lollygaggers. : Nasty work. Bull Durham movie clips: http://j.mp/1xdA73xBUY THE MOVIE: https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/bull-durham-1988/MMVC3C1750A60B27DB1F5A4804D724146A54?cmp=Movieclips_YT_DescriptionDon't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6prCLIP DESCRIPTION:Manager Joe Riggins (Trey Wilson) gives the players a piece of his mind about their losing record.FILM DESCRIPTION:A blend of comedy, drama and romance, Bull Durham follows the intertwining of three lives brought together by the great American pastime. Thanks. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while. Nuke LaLoosh, 10. Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. Who's he plays for?. Annie, voiceover: For one extraordinary June and July, the Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve and poetry.Why its the best: Because baseball, played at its highest level, should be played with joy and verve and poetry. It feels out there. Annie, in the stands: Cmon, Crash. It's arrogance not 'ignorance. Crash: Dont tell anybody. The records 246. Crash Davis: I got a lot of time to hear your theories. Stay back and wipe that silly grin off his face. After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Some days, Id say its "Major League." You lollygag your way down to first. : You've been around. My interviews? Your place or mine? Shelton credits Hollywood studios at the time for being more freewheeling and less concerned about the overseas market, where baseball in particular doesn't sell. (LaLoosh throws and misses well right, breaking the window in the door) Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. The rose goes in the front, big guy. Guy gets a free steak. Ive tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: after Ebby didn't listen to Crash, and the ball became a home run] You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, didn't you? [to himself] : Thats the secret. Batting practice at 11:30.Why its the best: Yeah, hes pissed. For one extraordinary June and July, the Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve and poetry. Annie Savoy, Larry Hockett: Another new league record. Good. The American game. You most certainly did. You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, didn't you? You get three ants together, they can't do dick. Crash hit his record dinger the 247th of his minor-league career in Asheville and retired. There aren't many US cities that end up as characters in a hit movie, but Durham, NC, was ready for its close-up when filming began on Bull Durham in the fall of 1987. Annie: Now, I want you to breathe through your eyelids? because I'm gonna hit them Duke boys where they Iive. [Gets in Crash's face] In hindsight, though, shes anything but. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. Crash Davis And this is the most wretched road trip Ive seen in 20 years. https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Bull_Durham&oldid=3154294. : : In the show, everybody can hit a fastball! Bull Durham is a 1988 comedy about a fan (who has an affair with one minor-league baseball player each season) that meets an up-and-coming pitcher and the experienced catcher assigned to him. According to here: The film's name is based on the nickname for Durham, North Carolina, which has been called "Bull Durham" since the 1800s, when W. T. Blackwell and Company named its product "Bull" Durham tobacco, which soon became a well-known trademark. You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains. I told him. : He took a liking to the bull on the trademark and ordered the printer to put a Durham bull on the label. I want you. [Crash looks and sees Ebby's father who waves] You know why? Annie: Why not? I don't hit no man first. Larry, from the dugout: OK, hes got vision there. Larry?, Skip Riggins: Lollygaggers! Bull Durham is a 1988 comedy about a fan (who has an affair with one minor-league baseball player each season) that meets an up-and-coming pitcher and the experienced catcher assigned to him. I'm nervous - my old man's here. 15. Hope I can help the ball club. I dont want to think about quantum physics, and I dont wanna think about nothin. This is a simple game. Besides that, they're fascist. But this week, Ive rewatched "Bull Durham" a couple of timesto rank this brilliant movies best quotes/scenes, and now Im just as convinced this ones my favorite. Why the hell am I back in A ball? As an Amazon Associate, Kidadl earns from qualifying purchases. : Twenty-one greatest days of my life. : Crash Davis Beats the hell out of working at Sears. Don't try to strike everybody out. Run, dummy! (Crash walks back to the plate.) Never f with a winning streak.Why its the best: Because EVERYONE knows you never, um, mess with a winning streak. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. Fast ball. Time out!